Number 10: If you are a White person and don’t vote for him, basically you are a racist.
Number 9: If you are a Hispanic person and don’t vote for him, basically you are a racist.
Number 8: If you are a Asian person and don’t vote for him, basically you are a racist.
Number 7: If you are a race, nationality or creed other than the above and don’t vote for him basically you are a racist.
Number 6: If you are a Black person and don’t vote for him, you are not only a traitor but you should be kicked out of the Black race just like Michael Jackson.
Number 5: If you are not a Black person and use the phrase, “That’s the pot calling the kettle black”, basically you are a racist.
Number 4: If he catches you buying a can of green olives at the supermarket basically you are a racist because you didn’t do the Reverend Jeremiah “Wright” thing and buy the black olives.
Number 3: If he sees you eating white, brown, red and yellow jelly beans and not eating the black jelly beans basically you are a racist.
Number 2: If you make any kind of racial slur (i.e. the “n” word or nappy-headed ho) and truly regret your hateful words afterward, be prepared to appear on his radio show for a severe scolding only to be told that you are a racist who will never be forgiven which is the perfect message a man of the cloth should be sending out. (Hey Don Imus, I can feel your pain!)
Number 1: Bouffant’s in your face twenty-four hours a day until November 2012! No! No! No! Say it isn’t so! (I’m sorry but a Black
Man wearing a bouffant hairdo is just plain wrong at least from this Black Woman who just wrote this blog post point of view!)
