CHORUS:
So Facebook me when you get home or send me a Tweet,
If everybody don’t know all of my damn business and I don’t know all of their’s my life just ain’t complete!
VERSE 1:
I check my Facebook page 1-2-3-4 sometimes 5 times a day,
Body twitches, heart palpatations, twiddling my thumbs occur if I don’t do it frequently okay,
It’s not my fault that Facebook is the most powerful drug on the market that I don’t have the strength to say no to it, no freakin’ way,
Like it or not baby like god and chocolate Facebook is one uber diva here to stay!
Damn, the social network!
CHORUS:
So Facebook me when you get home or send me a Tweet,
If everybody don’t know all of my damn business and I don’t know all of their’s my life just ain’t complete!
VERSE 2:
Rockin’ robin tweet tweet tweet, rockin’ robin tweet tweet tweet,
Go rockin’ Twitter because you really are the ultimate and oh so damn sweet,
(Tweet, tweet, tweet!)
You give me a small-ass platform to send important or totally lame short-ass messages to every tom, dick and harry or john that I meet,
(Tweet, tweet, tweet!)
Thank you so much Twitter i’m forever your slave I will now kiss your ass and wash your stinky clawed feet!
(Tweet, tweet, tweet!)
CHORUS:
So Facebook me when you get home or send me a Tweet,
If everybody don’t know all of my damn business and I don’t know all of their’s my life just ain’t complete!
Damn, the social network and Mark Zuckerberg!
(Tweet, tweet, tweet!)
