(Definition) Piss Bliss is that glorious hallelujah moment when after holding your urine in for so long that you feel like your bladder is going to explode FINALLY you are able to let the piss flow the hell out of your body and this glorious release gives you such a wonderful feeling of euphoria that the afterglow continues to stay with you many hours after you have drained the weasel or weaselette.

I will now use this phrase in a couple of sentences to clarify its meaning.

“That cute little dalmation over there in the bushes is in pure piss bliss after that long-ass ride in the fire truck.”

“John has been walking around the office in piss bliss ever since his dumb-ass drank those eighteen cups of coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts in that four hour board meeting this morning.”

“Dude, look at Pamela jumping around like a damn fool and holding her vajayjay tightly because she doesn’t want to miss a single second of that lame-ass soap opera that she has been watching. Just between us guys, when that shit is over my girl is gonna’ be in piss bliss and guess who’s going to get lucky!”

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