1. In your childhood, your Mother must have wiped some dirt off of your face with her handkerchief and a glob of her nasty spit in FULL VIEW OF THE PUBLIC. (Especially in front of a cute guy that you have been totally crushin’ on.)

2. Daughter must have been very embarrassed and grossed out by this.

3. Daughter must have questioned her Mother’s sanity for using her spit as a facial cleaser.

If you meet all of the above requirements, CONGRATULATIONS and my condolences!

You are now a member of the prestigious “Spit Sister’s” Club!

Ain’t childhood and mothers grand?

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

18 Responses so far »

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    I say get your own back. Launch a greeny into her face when she’s 75 and wheelchair-bound, wipe it off with your sleeve and call it a free facial. Too harsh?

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