Hey folks, this is Tina “Knowledgeable” Peden and this is the news!

Hey, did you guys and dolls out there in Americaland know that there is an online dating service named Ashley Madison and to put it bluntly, just like there are discreet places for people to lose weight which are usually called “fat farms,” Ashley Madison is a discreet online married people’s dating service where an idiot who signs up for this service can have an affair with a married person of their choosing and this is the primary reason why I personally call places like this “adultery farms.”

When I first received an email from these imbeciles at first I thought that from the name, Ashley Madison, some new upscale department store was going to be opening up soon on Madison Avenue in New York City but after receiving four emails I finally relented and opened up one of the emails totally unafraid because I have a kick-ass anti-virus system. However when I did open up the email and went to visit the website a few days ago, I was beyond shocked not to mention a little peeved because this website has been online for years. Why am I always the last person on earth to know things? Anyhoo, below is the most recent email that I received from these morons, I copied it and it goes a little something like this:

Are you married or in a relationship and want to have an affair? Are you single but want to have an affair with someone who is married or in a relationship?

Join our Married People’s Dating community right now and we GUARANTEE that you will have a sexual affair with a married woman or man! We GUARANTEE this!

Having an affair can be stressful because you never know if the other person involved is going to get attached to you. You just want the “sexual activity” and nothing else.

The BEST thing about Ashley Madison’s DISCREET dating community is that you will only meet up with people just like you that DO NOT want a commitment, just a sexual relationship.

Here is why you should join today if you want to have an affair with a married person, or if you’re married and want to have an affair:

-You can check it out, see if you like it, and then begin contacting married people for secret intimate encounters.

-We GUARANTEE that you will have a sexual relationship with a married woman or man!

-Our dating community is 100 percent DISCREET, and you will not have to worry about someone getting attached to you!

There are thousands of unhappy married women and men in every city, but they DO NOT want to leave their spouse. They want to stay married, but they want to have an affair without ever being caught. Our dating community is PERFECT for these people. Are you one of them?

Sign up TODAY and we GUARANTEE that you will have an affair!

Join Ashley Madison! Life is short! Have an affair!


When it comes to adultery, to me, it hits one hell of a nerve. Let me explain.

Unfortunately one of my worst childhood memories occurred when I was 10 years old. You see when I was in 4th grade at St. John’s Catholic School in Des Moines Iowa after school sometimes I would have to walk to The Tiny Tots Day Care Center which was just a few blocks away from school until my mother could pick me and my sisters up after she got off work. Anyhoo, one day it was a beautiful sunny day and I dawdled and took the long way to get to Tiny Tots. I eventually began to walk down a street block that I never walked down before. I was having so much fun exploring while soaking up the sun and eating green apple now & laters candies until I spotted a navy blue sedan that looked very much like my father’s car.

At first I was really confused but of course the inquisitive 10 year old in me had to investigate. As I looked into the car I could easily tell for sure that it was my father’s car due to a couple of my younger sister’s toys in the back seat. Wondering what the heck my father’s car was doing there, I decided to investigate further. I slowly crept up to the big picture window in front of the house, crouched down and looked in. Suffice it to say, I was totally shocked!

Inside the house I could easily see my father and Uncle John. My father was sitting on a couch in the living room of the house and cattycorner to him was my Uncle John sitting on a loveseat and also beside each one of them were two attractive women that I have never seen in my life. All four of them were talking while sipping the drinks that they all had in their hands. Even at the tender age of 10 years old and even though there was no kissing involved from the way that my father and Uncle John talked to these women not to mention how close they were sitting next to each other it didn’t take a genius to tell that there was something naughty going on between them.

As I slowly walked to The Tiny Tots Day Care Center, I felt physically sick by what I had witnessed because this was the millionth time that my father had let me down. I had not only seen and heard him hit my mother a number of times and verbally abuse me and my little sisters in my short 10 years but now I saw him carrying on with another woman. Yet another nail in my abusive father’s coffin. “Oh why oh why couldn’t my life be like The Brady Bunch.” I thought miserably. Anyhoo after finally getting to the day care center and forgoing all of the activities that they planned daily for the children who attended the day care center, I told one of the day care providers that I didn’t feel well and they sent me to the nurse where I unhappily lay thinking until my mother came and picked me and my two little sisters up.

At one point I pulled her aside not wanting my two little sisters to hear and told her what happened because that was the only thing I could think of to do. Eventually my mom dropped my two sister’s off at one of my aunt’s houses and went to pick up Uncle John’s wife, Sue and I showed the both of them the house where my father’s car was still parked. Looking extremely pissed off, both my mother and Aunt Sue walked up to the door, rang the bell then both of them went into the house when one of the women answered it.

I waited in my mom’s car about 20 minutes then finally my father and Uncle John came out of the house, quickly climbed into my father’s car and sped away. A minute later, my mother and Aunt Sue climbed back into the car. A short time later, my mother dropped Aunt Sue off at her house and drove back to our own home on Franklin Street where my father’s car was now parked in the driveway. Once my mother parked her car in the driveway beside my father’s and my Aunt Sue was gone, I finally got up the courage to ask her what happened. She never answered me. And neither did my father. Adultery case closed.

It has been over 30 years since I witnessed my father’s adultery and my mother’s acceptance of it and it still makes me sick to this day. Receiving that email from Ashley Madison unfortunately opened up alot of old wounds that quite frankly I wished had stayed closed. But believe it or not, when it comes to Ashley Madison, the adultery thing doesn’t bother me the most. What really bothers me the most about Ashley Madison is it’s blatant disregard for human life.

I hate to say it but somebody has to. There will come a day in the future when a man and a woman will get caught committing adultery through this service and possibly be killed or seriously injured for their indiscretion or lack of morals. I can see it clearly as night and day. And when this unfortunate day comes will the “adultery farm” Ashley Madison take responsiblility for it’s part in the bloodbath?

Let’s face it people, not everybody can keep a secret especially when it comes to good sex and one day one of these adulterers will tell a sibling, friend, club member etc. about their infidelity and that person will in turn tell somebody else until finally the wrong person hears about it (probably the spouse, a best friend, a parent) and then all hell will break loose! It’s inevitable! When this happens will Ashley Madison be charged as an accessory to murder or assault? Will this online swingers commune then give it’s family members their money back, GUARANTEED, if they are beheaded or cut up into a million little pieces and stuffed into a barrel?

Folks, when it comes to adultery I know that everything is not black and white. Hell, i’m living proof of that! At the time I didn’t know it but I sure as hell do know now that one of the primary reason’s why my mother stayed with my father after he committed adultery was M-O-N-E-Y. Even though my father was an extremely abusive asshole, he was an extremely abusive asshole who made a good wage as a machinist. Plus, with 3 kids and it being the year 1980 where things like that were a little more acceptable didn’t help things alot either.

But now that we are in the year 2012 where adultery is often still committed but really looked down upon I have to ask the question that’s been burning on my mind ever since I received their disgusting email, “Will the adultery farm, Ashley Madison take responsibility if someone is murdered or serverely injured through their service?”

Something in this 41 year old says, “Definitely not!”

1 Response so far »

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