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HEY THIS ONE’S FOR YOU IMELDA MARCOS, MANOLO BLAHNIK, CARRIE BRADSHAW & SHOE LOVERS ALL OVER THE WORLD!


Shoeacidal is a medical condition in which extreme depression is immediately suffered by either a woman, gay male,  metrosexual or anybody who watches reruns of the HBO former hit tv series,  Sex and The City, over seeing a cute pair of shoes that would look great on them but unfortunately they can’t buy them because the shoes are either too damn expensive or the individual is too broke-ass to buy them. This depression often leads to thoughts of ending their lives when in reality there’s no chance in fucking hell that these individuals would ever harm themselves, which is a good thing! These individuals are simply being melodramatic and totally stupid-ass over not being able to buy themselves a cute pair of shoes that they want so desperately at that particular moment in time.

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