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The Bonny as Hell/Pretty Picture Song!


VERSE 1:
-This Lad really hates to be crass,
-Nice derriere there, lovely Lass,
-In you girl, I found a four leaf clover,
-Cause’ you really bowling green me over,
-A masterpiece, a true Mona Lisa,
-My heart just left my body without a visa,
-Beat, beat, flutter, flutter, warning bell,
-Bachelor caught by love at first sight spell,

INTRO INTO CHORUS:
-Cause’ girl you . . . .

CHORUS:
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture

VERSE 2:
-Forbidden Sex, Lad, among many a secluded tree,
-Naughty Lass, will you please please marry me,
-Cheek to Cheek Dancing with my Husband in my vintage wedding gown,
-Butt Cheek to Butt Cheek Dancing with my Wife in my penguin suit gettin’ the hell down,
-One year later, date night out with my new ball and chain,
-Hey honey, you creepin’ on my old man, best stay in your lane,
-Cause’ bimbo, see this ring, this man is forever and ever mine,
-Baby girl, to the male ego, a cat fight over me would be oh so devine,

INTRO INTO CHORUS:
-And girl, that’s why you will always be to me . . . .

CHORUS:
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture

VERSE 3:
-It’s baby makin’ time, Lad, wicked wink and slap on the rump,
-Lass, only you could look sexy feeding my baby while attached to a breast pump,
-Quick girl, let’s hide before the PTA asks us to once again volunteer,
-Love my boy but after all that off key singing all I want is a tall glass of beer,
-Running my hand lovingly over the old penguin suit with a tear in my eye,
-I can’t believe i’m about to see my son graduate something money just can’t buy,
-I’m so happy but so sad our child is about to leave our safe family nest hood,
-High five, pat on the back, cause’ this Lad and Lass did that parenting thing damn good,

INTRO INTO CHORUS:
-And one day our boy will have a child with a lovely gal and I vow, she’ll be . . . .

CHORUS:
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-JUST LIKE YOU!

VERSE 4:
-Baby makes three, minus one, now down to us, the original empty nest two,
-Boo hoo hoo, what are we gonna’ do, not a clue, it’s all so damn new,
-Money can’t buy all but thanks to the j-o-b, Mom & Dad, have fun with our hard-earned cash,
-Salesman, can I see that antique picture frame with the sparkly sterling silver flash,
-Me and friends bought some tickets to the charity high school reunion supper and ball,
-That smart pretty girl who beat me at debate asked me to dance there, of all the gall,
-Middle-aged Lass gives her Middle-aged Lad a wicked and heartfelt smile and wink,
-The circle of love is now complete for their son has found his Lass, the missing family link!

INTRO INTO CHORUS:
-And like you girl, I know, not think, that she will forever and ever be . . . .

CHORUS:
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-JUST LIKE YOU!

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