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WHENEVER YOU NEED A GOOD LAUGH, TRY THIS WEBSITE!


Hey guys, are you feeling down?

Hey gals, are your spirits low?

If so, pay a visit to the following website below and get your laughter on!

And as Heath Ledger’s awesome character, The Joker in the hit movie, The Dark Knight would say, “And here we go!”

To view the website please click on “I seriously need a good laugh!”

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10 WAYS HOW NOT TO GO “GREEN” AT WORK!


(Definition) What is the Green Movement – A phrase referring to individual action that a person can consciously take to curb harmful effects on the environment through consumer habits.
SCRIPT TEXT:

“Thank you for calling the Anti-Green Movement Hotline, The 10 Ways How Not To Go Green At Work Edition.”

“The purpose of this hotline is to give people who don’t give a rat’s butt about the environment bogus tips on how to piss off those irritatingly responsible environmental dogooders.”

“Office Energy Waster Tip Number 1: Waste The Hell Out Of Light!”

“Remember, energy wasters, artificial lighting accounts for 44 percent of the electricity use in office buildings so do your part to ruin the environment by making it a habit to turn on all the lights before you leave the office for the day.”

“P.S. This will also kill all the office plants too! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

“Also to really waste some major wattage, plug in a couple of night lights too.”

“Sure I realize that this may be an uncomfortable environment to work in due to all of the heat and brightness coming from all the lights but since nobody will be in the office, who the hell cares!”

“Waste that energy, sucka!”

“And again thank you for calling the Anti-Green Movement Hotline, The 10 Ways How To Not Go Green At Work Edition.”

“P.S. Before we hang up on your energy wasting butt, we here at this hotline would like for you to give yourselves a big round of applause for wasting 45 seconds of precious energy by using your phone to call this hotline! Keep up the good work you “good for nothing” energy waster and have a “nice energy wasting day!”

“Another P.S. Nothing in this script should be taken seriously. It’s for entertainment purposes only.”

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE LOST SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOUR HEART AND YOU ARE IN PAIN HERE IS A POEM FROM YOUR DEARLY DEPARTED LOVED ONE UP IN HEAVEN!


‘What started out as bumpy and hilly,’

‘Blossomed into a smooth unblemished path of luminous light,’

‘Standing in all of it’s grandiose splendor at the end of the path of illumination is the home of our creator and maker, The Lord God Almighty,’

‘His smile is breathtakingly beautiful as he rolls out the welcome mat for you,’

‘He then envelops you in a hug so full of love that your fear dissolves and you know that instantly everything will be okay because you have at long last arrived at your true home,’

“Welcome home angel!” God says happily to your beloved loved one that has had the privilege of passing on into this heavenly world, “Welcome home!”

A Message To The Family And Friends Of The Beloved Loved One Up In Heaven:

Rest your heart and mind. I’m okay! I’m with my creator and maker now. I know that things may seem bleak now but everything will be okay. Trust oh strong and beautiful one, in me and God. We both love you very much!

 

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