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The Bonny as Hell/Pretty Picture Song!


VERSE 1:
-This Lad really hates to be crass,
-Nice derriere there, lovely Lass,
-In you girl, I found a four leaf clover,
-Cause’ you really bowling green me over,
-A masterpiece, a true Mona Lisa,
-My heart just left my body without a visa,
-Beat, beat, flutter, flutter, warning bell,
-Bachelor caught by love at first sight spell,

INTRO INTO CHORUS:
-Cause’ girl you . . . .

CHORUS:
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture

VERSE 2:
-Forbidden Sex, Lad, among many a secluded tree,
-Naughty Lass, will you please please marry me,
-Cheek to Cheek Dancing with my Husband in my vintage wedding gown,
-Butt Cheek to Butt Cheek Dancing with my Wife in my penguin suit gettin’ the hell down,
-One year later, date night out with my new ball and chain,
-Hey honey, you creepin’ on my old man, best stay in your lane,
-Cause’ bimbo, see this ring, this man is forever and ever mine,
-Baby girl, to the male ego, a cat fight over me would be oh so devine,

INTRO INTO CHORUS:
-And girl, that’s why you will always be to me . . . .

CHORUS:
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture

VERSE 3:
-It’s baby makin’ time, Lad, wicked wink and slap on the rump,
-Lass, only you could look sexy feeding my baby while attached to a breast pump,
-Quick girl, let’s hide before the PTA asks us to once again volunteer,
-Love my boy but after all that off key singing all I want is a tall glass of beer,
-Running my hand lovingly over the old penguin suit with a tear in my eye,
-I can’t believe i’m about to see my son graduate something money just can’t buy,
-I’m so happy but so sad our child is about to leave our safe family nest hood,
-High five, pat on the back, cause’ this Lad and Lass did that parenting thing damn good,

INTRO INTO CHORUS:
-And one day our boy will have a child with a lovely gal and I vow, she’ll be . . . .

CHORUS:
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-JUST LIKE YOU!

VERSE 4:
-Baby makes three, minus one, now down to us, the original empty nest two,
-Boo hoo hoo, what are we gonna’ do, not a clue, it’s all so damn new,
-Money can’t buy all but thanks to the j-o-b, Mom & Dad, have fun with our hard-earned cash,
-Salesman, can I see that antique picture frame with the sparkly sterling silver flash,
-Me and friends bought some tickets to the charity high school reunion supper and ball,
-That smart pretty girl who beat me at debate asked me to dance there, of all the gall,
-Middle-aged Lass gives her Middle-aged Lad a wicked and heartfelt smile and wink,
-The circle of love is now complete for their son has found his Lass, the missing family link!

INTRO INTO CHORUS:
-And like you girl, I know, not think, that she will forever and ever be . . . .

CHORUS:
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-Bonny as Hell
-Pretty Picture
-JUST LIKE YOU!

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STAR WARS & COLT 45 TRIBUTE SONG!


(Verse 1)

-Marshmallow peep this out,
-Fly-ass brother with Wookiee to the rescue in interstellar route!

(Chorus)

-So, brothers & sisters, raise your glasses high, but not before you give me five, four times,
-For the almighty, Star Wars & Colt 45!

(Verse 2)

-On film his name is Lando Calrissian and he don’t dig no carbonite freeze,
-And in real life his name is Billy Dee Williams and when it comes to the ladies he ain’t scared of no competition, negro please!

(Chorus)

-So, brothers & sisters, raise your glasses high, but not before you give me five, four times,
-For the almighty, Star Wars & Colt 45!

(Verse 3)

-When Matthew McConaughey says, “Alright, Alright, Alright” all Dazed & Confused like, quite frankly it sounds quite rad,
-But when Billy Dee Williams says, “Alright, Alright, Alright” all up in the Star Wars Empire Strikes Back galaxy he takes that shizit to another level that is bow down bitches, superbad!

(Chorus)

-So, brothers & sisters, raise your glasses high, but not before you give me five, four times,
-For the almighty, Star Wars & Colt 45!

(Verse 4)

-But of course, when the geniuses at Colt 45 decided to team up with the pretty-ass mustached brother whose favorite weapon of choice intergalactically is the holdout blaster,
-Bam, Colt 45 proved once and for all when it comes to marketing a product they are the undisputed master!

(Chorus)

-So, brothers & sisters, raise your glasses high, but not before you give me five, four times,
-For the almighty, Star Wars & Colt 45!

(Verse 5)

-Open your eyes and recognize that Colt 45 made ground breaking history by having Billy Dee Williams in their commercials, y’all Colt 45 boldly told the malt liquor industry to wake the hell up Rip Van Winkle,
-And alot of people in kind responded with a whole lotta’ foldable green crinkle and silver and copper tinkle!

(Chorus)

-So, brothers & sisters, raise your glasses high, but not before you give me five, four times,
-For the almighty, Star Wars & Colt 45!

(Verse 6)

-So, Star Wars & Colt 45!
-Ladies sure as hell won’t be singin’ no blues!
-And Gentlemen sure as hell won’t be seein’ Mahogany red!
-Cause’ baby instead ……………
-We all will be saluting you for being smart enough to hire Billy Dee!
-And for that Star Wars & Colt 45, let us give you five, four times and forever thank the hell out of thee and the entire galaxy!

(Chorus)

-So, brothers & sisters, raise your glasses high, one last time, but not before you give me five, four times,
-For the almighty, Star Wars, Billy Dee Williams & Colt 45!

I LOVE ALL THREE!

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HEY TRUMP, RYAN, THE SENATE, THE HOUSE AND ALL YOU OTHER USELESS-ASS POLITICIANS, THIS ONE’S FOR YOU!


TIRED OF WAITIN’ ON HAPPINESS!

(Verse 1)

-I work hard all day,
-For crappy pay,
-Everyday to the lord I constantly pray,
-That one day things will finally go my way,
-But until then I have to sadly say,

(Chorus)

-Tired of waitin’ on happiness,
-I just want my chance,
-I don’t ever wanna’ hear the word, delay,
-If I do, someone’s gonna pay,
-Just want all the bad the hell outta’ my life,
-My heart’s had enough strife,
-I want a little happiness and I want it now,
-And I don’t give a damn exactly how,
-So tired,
-Of waitin’ on happiness,
-Yeah!

(Verse 2)

-Kids, job, life and grocery bills,
-Tears flowin’ down my cheeks at the window sill,
-Oh dear, Jesus, I just want to laugh and smile,
-Can’t cause’ my stomach’s filled with worry and bile,
-Please god can you just give me a break for a while,

(Chorus)

-Tired of waitin’ on happiness,
-I just want my chance,
-I don’t ever wanna’ hear the word, delay,
-If I do, someone’s gonna pay,
-Just want all the bad the hell outta’ my life,
-My heart’s had enough strife,
-I want a little happiness and I want it now,
-And I don’t give a damn exactly how,
-So tired,
-Of waitin’ on happiness,
-Yeah!

(Verse 3)

-I know it’s tough but i’m a fighter and will plow through,
-Sink or swim, no choice what this survivor is gonna’ do,
-I’m a good person and deserve only the best,
-Till I get the happiness I deserve, not gonna’ rest,
-But my heart tells me you’ll get it baby this is only a test,
-Be patient, happiness for you won’t be a life long quest,
-But in the meantime, vent all you want, be my guest,

(Chorus)

-Tired of waitin’ on happiness,
-I just want my chance,
-I don’t ever wanna’ hear the word, delay,
-If I do, someone’s gonna pay,
-Just want all the bad the hell outta’ my life,
-My heart’s had enough strife,
-I want a little happiness and I want it now,
-And I don’t give a damn exactly how,
-So tired,
-Of waitin’ on happiness,
-Yeah!

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WHY CAN’T YOU BE A MAMA TO ME? (SONG LYRICS WRITTEN BY TINA “KNOWLEDGEABLE” PEDEN)


Here is a song that I wrote back in 2009. It is also on my AssociatedContent.com webpage.

Verse 1:

-Mom, I sit here with tears in my eyes

-Wondering for the millionth time, why oh why

-Why my needs always come second to one of your guys

Chorus:

-I don’t expect you to be perfect mommy

-I just want you to love and hold me, oh please

-Why can’t you be the mom that I need, oh please

-Why can’t you be a mama to me

-Why can’t you be a mama to me

Verse 2:

-Mom, i’m in so much pain, I don’t know what to do

-I feel so disrespected and rejected by you

-I only wish that you cared or had some kind of clue

-Of how much your abandonment has hurt me, left me battered and blue

(Chorus)

Verse 3:

-Mom I don’t expect you to bake me chocolate chip cookies

-Or constantly compliment and praise me

-But mom, I do expect you to make a commitment to me

-To show that you want a relationship with me, mommy

-It’s not really asking too much of you mommy

-For god’s sake, i’m your kid, I deserve this mommy

(Chorus)

Verse 4:

-Mom, I would never do this to someone I love

-I pray every night to God in heaven above

-That you’ll open your heart to me, cause’ it’s all I dream of

-And be the mom that I need, someone i’m really proud of

-Cause mom i’m not takin’ it anymore from you, i’ve had enough

-I love you, but I love myself more

-Enough to kiss you goodbye and show you the door

-But mom, I always hope that you’ll remember that……

Extended Chorus:

-I don’t expect you to be perfect mommy

-I just want you to love and hold me, oh please

-Why can’t you be the mom that I need, oh please

-Why can’t you be a mama to me

-Why can’t you be a mama to me

-And if you ever grow up and wanna’ be a mama to me, mom please call me

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